SOARIN' EAGLES TO PERFORM BELLYFLOP 'TWEEN THE
HEDGES
Ever danged year, the firstest game carries
deep, abidin' emotion fer the Bubba Ray Brigade as they git together
agin fer majer tailgaitin' and Bulldawg whuppins. This year ain't
no differnt, 'cept there is real Champeenship smell in the air.
The Brigade wuz so excited, they started congregatin' Monday mornin'
when the Beulow Boys done arrived in their flatbed with 950 pounds
a ice, jest afore Toole Shedd comes a gallopin' up on Phoole the
Mule. Bubba Ray and Charlene Bootsie come a drivin' up in the
Red & Black pick 'em up with all the yungens, and they had
Skeeter Doorock tied to the fender jest like a big buck deer.
Pecker Osburn wuz in the back with Eunice Wylene and he commenced
to jump down and start clearin' out a 50 foot square a asphalt
so they could git ready to cook two 600 pound hawgs fer 72 hours.
The rest a the Brigade would be a comin' in day by day until they
wuz all there on Sattyday to whup some dadgum Georgia Southern
Golden Eagles.
Now, this wouldn't be as fun as whuppin' no danged mullet mouth
Gater, 'cause these wuz, after all, Georgia fellers, misguided
as they is. But if'n ya' is gonna git a Champeenship ring, ya'
gotta whup whoever they put in front of ya', one at a time.
The pregame eats wus pilin' up includin' them two hawgs, four
wild turkeys, 300 pounds a catfish, 60 gallons a 'possum stew,
650 pounds a 'tater salad, 1,500 onion rings, 48 wassermelons,
32 cases a Pabst Blue Ribbon, 19 cases a Jimmy Beam, 20 cases
a RC, 150 Little Debby Snack Cakes, 52 Honey Buns,800 pounds a
boiled peenuts, 17 buckets a okra fritters, 82 econo-size cans
a Bush's Baked Beans with Bacon, 16 pecan pies, 24 packs a Bazooka
Bubblegum, one can a Choco Slim-Fast fer Charlene Bootsie, and
a litre a Jack Daniels jest fer Eunice Wylene.
In case a rain, Bubba Ray, Skeeter, and Pecker wuz puttin' up
a lean-to made from two
Georgia pines they done stole from Judy Trudy de la Snooty's property.
After they got their tailgaitin' shelter up includin' a pinestraw
roof, it wuz time to commence to some sippin' and listenin' to
Larry Munson's greatest calls. This wuz Athens, this wuz Georgia
Bulldawg football, this wuz Bulldawg heaven!
Now let's git down to bidness...
It's been a long summer
& them Dawgs has worked hard
They is chompin' and barkin'
& they love their Junk Yard
They love to whup Eagles
They'll chew straight to the bone
'Cause Greene and his O-Line
have jest bought the Red Zone
There is Champeenship Talk
& it ain't jest Dawg Chatter
Dawgs finish the Drill
It shorely does matter
We'll fry Southern Eagles
Send 'em home to Statesboro
The Bulldawg will bite
with a whuppin' so thorough
It is Hunker Down Time
This is gonna be fun
Them poor Eagles score 10
& them Dawgs 31!!!
