HUNKERIN' DAWGS CREATE NIGHTMARE
AS THEY PLUCK WAR CHICKENS
Bubba Ray fought thru the Georgia woods, thru the
Tennersee Mountins, and finally got to Canetuck on Thursday. He
weren't too purdy, but he wuz still delerious happy after whuppin'
them ding danged dadgum Gaters.
Toole Shedd axed Figerin' Perry if'n he figered that Phoole the
Mule could outrun some a them fancy racin' type horses over to
the race track, and they all decided it wuz a money makin' oppertunity.
So they go on over and Toole tells them jockie type fellers that
he has a danged Mule what can outrun anythang they got, so the
race wuz on. Well, it wuz jest pure luck that the fancy jockie
fellers entered this here little roan filly and she horsewinked
at Phoole and got 'im so lathered up he done whupped 'em all.
The Brigade done won almost a hunderd dollers so they wuz in clover,
I mean blue grass, fer their upcomin' trip down to that Auburn
place jest outside a Phenix City.
After whuppin' Canetuck by a couple hunderd points, the Brigade
started headin' south toward Bamer. Toole Shedd and Phoole the
Mule wuz gonna stop by Fort Benning to visit one a Phoole's cuzzins,
Maurice the Mule, and invite 'im to the War Chicken whuppin'.
The Brigade would camp at Fort Benning, then all them gals could
take the Red & Black pickup into Columbus fer new "Do's"
afore the game. They wanted to look extry good fer the Whuppin'
. There wuz also lots a time fer some wild boar huntin' and turkey
shootin' afore the War Chicken pluckin'. Now we know that there
Auburn team can't never figer out their name, sometimes they is
Eagles, sometimes Lions er Tigers, er Chickens, we don't know.
Let's jest call 'im part a the growin' Orange & Blue Whupped.
Them Dawgs whupped them Cats
it wuz almost routine
Now them War Chickens wait
they're as good as we've seen
Ain't nobody whupped 'em
they have come a long way
But them Dawgs have some plans
to provide a long day
They brag and they boast
'bout their Big Cadillac
But when Odell cranks up
that Big Caddy ain't Jack
They got a Big Bird
and he knows how to soar
But them Bulldawgs have showed
that they know how to score
They might hang theirselves
if they got enuff rope
Dawgs shut down their Defense
with a feller named Pope
We know Tigers has fur
and chickens has wings
Ya' better not leave
'till the fat lady sings
Bring yer Bulldawg raincoats
'cause they'll turn on the hoses
When it looks like they're losin'
as Greene leads Dawgs like Moses
It is gonna be fun
as they lose the first time
When they head to Hotlanta
it is shorely a crime
It is gonna be close
it will come down to Greene
Them Dawgs will score 20
Tupperware 17!!
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