DAWG DEBUT MAKES 'TATER
SALAD OUTTA IDAHO SPUDS
Finally, them Dawgs and the Bubba Ray Brigade
is ready fer one helluva SEC Champeen season! We got some new
fellers to whup this year like that Urban Legend feller we'll
whup in Doo-Tell Stadium, but first we gotta whup that Visor-chunkin',
putter tossin', ego-explodin' NFL reject feller what still smells
like Gater roadkill, but now wants to be a 'Cock, so he can be
near the bestest golf course in the world. How many did he brag
about scorin' aginst the Dawgs in Athens? I think we all remember.
We'll be extra glad to have him return.
Now, Bubba Ray has done decided to host a Reality TV show this
year called "Tailgatin' with Bubba Ray." Outta thousands
a contestants they done narrowed it down to the smartest group
what scored over 65 on a IQ test and can count with their shoes
still on. It's a purdy danged limited gene pool, but we got some
competitors. The challenge is to catch a wild boar with yer bare
hands and skin that sucker with a knife what has been sharpened
by a graduate a the "Bubba Ray Knife Sharpenin' School."
Then ya' gotta cook yer catch in the parkin' lot. Bubba Ray is
gonna make some extra money and put up a sign "We'll Grill
Ya' a Critter, an' Throw in a Fritter." The whole danged
Brigade is on the way to Athens. It's about danged time. "Sports
Model" Higginbotham sez she ain't seen no Blue Turf since
one a her 6-inch spikes got caught in some blue carpet in the
bed of a 1971 El Camino on the way to Panama City. Now let's git
down to buziness and be 1-0 afore Labor Day.
They call theirselves Broncos
and they travel from Boise
Until they face Bulldawgs
they ain't never heard Noisey
They'll come in all ready
and bustin' with Hope
They will have no idea
how to stop Leonard Pope
We've heard about Boise
they come from out West
Though they know how to win
they'll be in fer a Test
Idaho can be chilly
it is far from Dawg Heat
But they need to git ready
to git theirselves beat
Them Hedges is ready
and Dawg Turf is not Blue
'Tater Salad 17
and Them Dawgs 32!!!
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