EVIL GENIUS RETURNS TO ATHENS FER
SHOCK OF HIS LIFE!
What a day it wuz! Intercept this 'un, chunk
that 'un, tackle that feller, block that feller, it seemed as
though all the danged question marks 'bout them Dawgs wuz answered.
The whole danged Brigade done showed up and had a wunnerful day.
Pecker Osburn messed aroun' with his toes mostly, and The Beulow
Boys had a helluva time findin' a place to park their flatbed,
but Donnie Ray, the oldest boy, made 16 dollers doin' mobile oil
changes.
Polly Esther kept a whisperin' to Charlene Bootsie and Eunice
Wylene 'bout "Sports Model" Higginbotham's new Bulldawg
Top which wuz no doubt the upper portion of a Red & Black
Wal-Mart nightie. She leaned over to git a weenie off the grill
and Figerin' Perry wuz cuttin' some Vidalias and sliced off his
trigger finger and stabbed Vernon "GoFerTwo" Derryberry
in his Gluterserious Maximoshas.
Anyway, afterwards everbody headed to that there Carrabba's Italy
Grill place on the Alanter Hiway. The bestest food outside the
nawth Georgia hills. Anyways, Tool Shedd comes a gallopin' up
on Phoole the Mule and wants to buy Phoole a beer, but he's only
got 72 cents left after a big weekend. So some nice Dawgs eatin'
outside pitch in a buy Phoole a tub full a Bud Lite and the danged
mule sucked up 14 gallons a suds afore drop kickin' a South Caroliner
feller across thru the front winder a the Target store. South
Caroliner fellers ought not to come to town early, but they shore
will leave early come Saturday.
He once wuz a Gater
& now he's a 'Cock
When he comes back to Athens
he'll be in fer a SHOCK
He'll wear his new Visor
& we know he can Toss it
Keep yer eye on the goal line
'cause them Bulldawgs will cross it
"Them Dawgs is in trouble!"
according to Lou
He spoke a bit soon
'cause Dawgs love Gamecock Stew
Sometimes ya' fry chicken
ya' can grill 'em or poach 'em
Ol' Steve will melt down
when he sees he can't coach 'em
The Ol' Ball Coach is back
welcome back to the mix!
The Visor 19
& SHOCK Dawgs 36!
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