DAWGS WHUP INJUNS AND KEEP STREAK
GOIN'
It wuz a perfect
day in Athens. The Evil One wuz in town and wuz gettin' ready
fer a trip to the Bulldawg woodshed. But the Evil One is always
the Evil One, which is what makes the feller the Evil One. He
had his boys ready to play and danged if'n they didn't chunk the
ball purdy good, almost like some a them Gater teams we have saw
in Jaxsunville.
Them Dawgs didn't whup the feller as much as we wanted, but he
still left whupped. In fact, it might hurt 'em more to lose by
2 than to lose by a hundert. Them Dawgs is 2-0 and gonna be 3-0
this weekend.
Everythang went good all day until this here Caroliner 'Cock got
his cotton candy stuck to Charlene Bootsie's new beehive "Do"
and then mumbled sumthin 'bout how her beehive wuz keepin' him
from seein' his new coach chunk his visor. So Charlene takes a
kick at the feller and one of her size 14 Red & Black flip
flops goes airborn jest a spinnin' and smacks this feller's girlfriend
right on her mustache. So the feller chunks his Baby Ruth at Charlene
and she ducks and it hits Skeeter right on his ear, so then Skeeter
swings a foot long pork rib at the Carolina feller, then somebody
jest starts spewin' Pabst Blue Ribbon on everbody and then fists
start a flyin' and the last we knowed, Bubba Ray and Pecker Osburn
done both went over the side a the upper deck. . . . . . luckily
they done both landed on their heads, so they outta be back fer
the next whuppin'.
Them Dawgs whupped the Visor
but not by enuff
Them Gamecocks wuz ready
and acted real tuff
But them Dawgs will keep barkin'
there's lots more to whup
Keep watchin' the Polls
as them Bulldawgs go up
Now comes Loozieanner
the ones from Monroe
They're some kinda Injuns
who can run and can throw
When they see the Big Dawg
they might want to gripe
They'll fold their WigWams
and lite up their peace pipe
Dawgs rarely face Injuns
but they ain't scared a Chops
Them Dawgs will be catchin'
more completions than drops
When Injuns get whupped
they need Medicine Men
Give Them Dawgs 49
and Pahoo jest 10.
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