WANNABE DOGS GIT WHUPPED BY REAL
DAWGS
The whole danged Bubba Ray Brigade done left headin' out West
to Mizzippi to whup them fellers what call theirselves Bulldogs
when they ain't no kinda dadgum Dawgs. Bubba Ray loaded up the
Red & Black pickup and had to strap Skeeter Doorock to the
bumper like a danged deer to make room fer Eunice Wylene in the
back with the yungens. Skeeter does right well all strapped down
as long as the feller don't smile and git love bugs stuck to his
tooth.
Pecker Osburn and Vernon "GoFerTwo" Derryberry done
got in the back a Ice & Tread Beulow's flatbed, and Figerin'
Perry figered he would, too. "Sports Model" Higginbotham
wanted to ride in "Touchdown" Rodney Love's pink Caddy
so she could do her toenails as they rode along and listened to
a "Blue Hawaii" CD. Toole Shedd and Phoole the Mule
went across country to stay a day or two near Fort Benning as
Phoole visits his cousin Francis.
There is trouble brewin' down in Florider already and the black
sheep a the family, Cousin Lucius "Gater" Bates has
done been to "The Sludge" and saw them Gaters whup Tenn-ah-sea.
He done come outta his strawberry patch in Lawtey and is talkin'
'bout how the Urban Legend is gonna whup them Dawgs jest like
that other feller used to. Bubba Ray didn't say much, but he did
tell Eunice Wylene and she started sharpenin' her butcher knife....
Our Dawgs will face Bulldogs
but they wear Maroon
Our Dawgs like to Hunker
while they howl at the Moon
Them Dawgs hit the road
and they play late a nite
It could be a blow out
or it could be real tight
Them Dawgs will keep winnin'
Coach Mark is insistent
But it's easy to stumble
unless yer consistent
The easy stuff's over
even Vandy is winnin'
Them Gaters is tuff
and they left them Vols spinnin'
Every game is a battle
might jest result in a fight
Them Dawgs should be ready
they're in Starkville at nite
Tho' the right Dawgs will win
this one might not be purdy
Maroon Dogs 23
Red & Black Dawgs score 30!!
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