DAWGS OPEN DOOR FER VOLS TO SET
UP SHOP IN SEC CELLAR
Well, the whole Danged Brigade done got outta Mizzippi without
no duke outs with nobody and headed East to Tenn-Ah-Sea. When
they got near to that there Chatternooger, they set up camp fer
a couple days to git theirselves all fixed up and ready fer a
Orange Slush Whuppin.' They stopped in a place called "Irene's
Ribs & Nails" and took advantage a her slogan, "Eat
Yer Ribs in Pails, Whilst We Trim Yer Nails." So Charlene
Bootsie and Eunice Wylene got theirselves three buckets a ribs
to chomp on whilst they got their toenails done in Red & Black.
Pecker Osburn wuz gettin' kinda down since he ain't seen Polly
Esther Gwinnett lately. And he jest kept a lookin' at "Sports
Model" Higginbotham and how she sticks out her chest aroun'
"Touchdown" Rodney Love. Well, Bubba Ray and Skeeter
felt sorry fer the feller and they checked out a little shop called
"Guido & Melvin's" and bought the boy a nice new
blow up gal in a box with a automatic air pump. Once Pecker got
his new love babe all pumped up to 34psi, well, the boy took a
turn fer the better. 'Course he had to keep her away from the
campfire, but usually by time fer vittles, he had done boxed her
up fer the night anyways.
The Tenn-Ah-Sea game is always the bestest fer Toole Shedd 'cause
them gals in Orange always think the "T" on his hat
means "Tenn-Ah-Sea". But he likes to remind 'em it means
"Toole" and he ain't talkin' 'bout no hacksaw or no
claw hammer. Anyways, it time fer the Dawgs to take over the SEC
East....
They got a Hound Dog
and we think he's named Smokey
Ain't much of a bird dog
might be jest Okey-Dokey
But a real Dawg is comin'
and he shore likes to Hunker
Dawgs bring D. J. Shockley
not a second class Chunker
Them Vols have been braggin'
as we know they're inclined
But they're in fer a Whuppin'
and our Dawgs shore don't mind
When they whupped LSU
you'd a thunk it wuz Magic
But when the Dawg Bites
it will be downright Tragic
They'll slide down the Polls
it's the end a their Dream
They'll be nuthin' fer Phil
'cept some stale Krispy Kreme
We'll see Orange ever where
it will look like a Slush
But the Big Dawg Backfield
will make Rocky Top Hush
Them Dawgs will be ready
it's full throttle fer Blue
Dawgs will score 30
and the Vols 22!!!
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