DAWGS SINK VANDY NAVY AND WIN ANOTHER
IN TENNAHSEA
Well, that there hound dog, Smokey, done left at the end a the
third quarter and went bird huntin', Davey Crockett done fergot
'bout the Alamo, and Phat Phil set a new world's land record a
suckin' down 38 lemon filled Krispy Kremes durin' one time-out.
The Dawgs proved that once agin, the only thangs what is good
comin' outta Tenn-Ah-Sea is Dolly Parton, Jack Daniels, and
Jerry "The King" Lawler.
Since the nextest game is still in Tenn-Ah-Sea over to that Nashville
place, the Brigade has done decided to camp out until Saturday.
"Touchdown" Rodney Love wants to sell some new songs
to them Nashville music fellers and Figerin' Perry figers he can
talk his way into the Grand Ol' Opry. Rodney's new song list includes
such heart-renderin' ballads as "Don't Pop the Question 'Till
Ya' Meet Her Mother," "I Always Git Sick When I Stop
Drinkin," and the one that makes Eunice Wylene cry, "I
Luved Her, Pimples & All."
We can't find Lucius "Gater" Bates anywheres.
The Vols have been whupped
ya' might say they stink
Now Commerdore's boat
is startin' to sink
But the Dawg can't relax
the country is watchin'
They gotta play good
there is no room fer Botchin'
There's lots of time left
ever Bulldawg could stumble
Ever game is a must
to make others feel humble
Commerdores won a few
and their Navy's been boastin'
But they're in fer a fight
and a Ol' Bulldawg roastin'
It's Opry Land time
and we'll hear some good singin'
While Quarterback Shockley
is involved in some slingin'
It'll be close real early
but them Dawgs will survive
Vandy fellers 13
and them Dawgs 25!!
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