DAWGS TO FRY ARK AND SAW BACON 'TWEEN
THE HEDGES
Dang if'n there ain't alot goin' on. Lucius "Gater"
Bates done drove his 1962 yeller school bus all the ways from
his strawberry patch in Lawtey, Florider to that Loozieanner place.
He jest knowed them Gaters wuz gonna whup them Cajuns. Well, Lucius
wuz chunkin' smoked mullets at the Cajun fellers after the Gaters
got whupped and this here 480 pound Cajun feller named Pierre
Louis "Hell in the Cell" Latrelle, done grabbed Lucius,
stuffed a three pound mullet in his mouth, wrapped 'im from head
to toe in duct tape and then drove the school bus into the Bayou
swamp and, well, we don't know if'n we'll ever hear from that
varmit agin. We'll see.
Them Dawgs whupped the Commerdore fellers purdy good, and this
Vandy feller axed Phoole the Mule if'n it was his mama or his
daddy what wuz a jackass. So Phoole drop kicks the feller right
into a big ol' green garbage bin behind a Sonic, and commences
to lead the whole danged Brigade southward toward Athens. It'll
shore feel good to git back between the hedges. Jest one more
problem, though. That danged Sheriff Ish "Stan" Bull
has done sent Bubba Ray a warnin' to not come through his county
in South Georgia headin' fer Jaxsunville fer the Annual Gater
Whuppin'. That's gonna be hard, since Bubba Ray plans on entertainin'
the Bridgade in his ski chalet in Ware County. Now, he knows it
ain't snowed in Waycross lately, but when it do, he is gonna be
ready. Now, let's fry some bacon....
Pork farmers
will brag
that their meat is all white
But them Dawgs do not care
they jest want a good bite
If ya see Ark And Saw
their fans wear a snout
They is shore ugly fellers
all decked out fer a route
Ya' can blame Ark And Saw
fer Ol' Hillary and Bill
When them Dawgs win one more
it will be a danged thrill
Them Dawgs whup them Hawgs
and git ready fer Gaters
They'll squash them ol' Lizards
like yer Mom's mashed pertaters
Them Dawgs are advancin'
and the Polls is all serious
We should win 'em all
and make Dawgdom delerious
Let's fry the pork first
Hawgs can sometimes be mean
Them Dawgs 35
and the Bacon 19.
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