WOUNDED DAWGS
HUNKER DOWN AND
CLUTCH EAST WHILST SMOKIN' MULLET
Bubba Ray ain't
heard 'bout so many wounded since Granpappy Wish-Me-Die told 'im
the story 'bout Great Great Granpappy Elrod whuppin' a bunch a
Damned Yankees whilst servin' under Robert E. Lee hisself. Now
them Dawgs is hurtin', but they is still Dawgs and they know how
to fight.
So Bubba Ray could not wait fer Hallerween to go visit with the
apparition a Granpappy Wish-Me-Die. He done left Saturdy right
after them Dawgs fried the Bacon 'tween the hedges. It got dark
early, and the first chilly chills a the Fall come surroundin'
Bubba Ray as he climbed up the highest ridge in the Nawth Georgia
moutins to the very spot where Granpappy Wish-Me-Die got zapped
and vaperized by a bolt a lightnin' after givin' little Bubba
Ray his first taste a 'shine. Anyways, the hair on Bubba Ray's
back stood straight up as he heard the ol' owl hootey hoot, and
the misty mist started surroundin' the piney and hickrey trees.
Soon he stopped and sat hisself on a big ol' granite type rock,
and took three long swigs a Jimmy Beam chased by seven warm Pabst
Blue Ribbons, three bags a pork skins, and five pounds a boiled
peanuts. All of a sudden the ol' owl swooped down and sat on Bubba
Ray's shoulder and then he commenced to see a Red & Black
ghosty ghost start a comin' outta the misty mist, and the ghost
yells, "HOW 'BOUT THEM CHAMPEEN DAWGS!!! WE ARE GONNA SMOKE
SOME MULLET IN JAXSUNVILLE!!!" And Bubba Ray knowed that
Granpappy Wish-Me-Die had done returned fer his annual Gater Whuppin'
perdiction.
Dear Little Bubba
no need to have fear
Yer Granpappy Wish-Me-Die
is onst agin here
They say that a mullet
is real good fer smokin'
But them Dawgs are banged up
we shorely ain't jokin'
Them reptiles is chompin'
they're set fer the kill
But the Big Dawg will fight
and win the East still
When Dawgs think a Gaters
they don't like 'em much
But they know how to whup 'em
and win in a clutch
They gotta new Coach
I think his name's Urban
By the end a the game
he will need a stiff Bourbon
They say Dawgs can't win
DJ hurt his knee
But them Dawgs score 27
Moss-back Mullets 23!!!!
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