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DAWGS PLUCK BATTLE CHICKENS AND CLINCH EAST

Somehow or another, Lucius "Gater" Bates wuz able to git hisself loose from the Katrina infected Bayou and wiggle outta the duct tape jest in time to show his moss-haired 'possum breathed Orange & Blue self outside a DooTell Stadium. He was a doin' all that dadgum Gater chompin' thang and he had a potater gun what he had done loaded with chunks a raw mullet. Well, Eunice Wylene got splattered with a big ol' chunk a mullet tail and she took off after Lucius and kicked in the door a his ol' Lawtey school bus, and she dragged the feller down to the dock and slapped 'im in a old rickety row boat, and tied 'im up with Red & Black ribbon and sent him a floatin' south toward Palatker.

Well, them danged Gaters won AGAIN, but then could hardly handle them Vandy fellers in The Sludge. Whodda thunk it? Never mind, the whole danged Brigade broke thru a blockade set up by Sheriff "Ish" Stan Bull, and made it all the way to Winder where they set up camp in a cow pasture. The remembered that whuppin' the Dawgs suffered over to Awe-Burned last year, and now it's time to whup 'im back. Coach Tupperware ain't very popler in Athens, so it's gonna be a fun day.

This game ain't gonna be over 'til 'bout three in the mornin', but when it's over you can git ready fer Atlanter.

Them Dawgs won 'em all
& it looked like a streak

Then they drank that Jax water
and they suffered a Leak.

But it's shore far from over
they can still win the East

The Tiger's no kitty
he can be quite a Beast

We'll see the Bald Eagle
but we'll pluck 'im fer stew

The Big "D" is ridin'
with a Cowboy named Blue

Their coach is a "Gambler"
& he shore likes to brag

But since DJ is ready
they'll be no "Tiger Rag"

Last year they won big
so we shore owe 'em one

Them Dawgs 24
& War Chicks 21!!