DAWGS SKIN A POLE CAT AND FINALLY WIN EAST

The whole danged Bubba Ray Brigade jest sat there and sobbed and cried when that feller kicked that ball 'tween the uprights. Vernon "GoFerTwo" Derryberry had a bit too much Jimmy Beam durin' the long, long day and wuz confused and thought them Dawgs had the ball and the boy kept a yellin' "GoFerTwo"!!!! "GoFerTwo"!!!! and so Pecker had enuff and grabbed a big Tuber from a Red Coat band feller and stuffed it over Vernon and rolled 'im down the steps 'bout 60 rows.

A roomer startin' circulatin' up in the Nawth Georgia Mountins that Bubba Ray wuz so depressed he wuz gonna resign as Prezident and Perfesser a the Bubba Ray Knife Sharpenin' School. Well, heck, when his evil Tech neighbor, Judy Trudy de la Rudy done heard, she axed her second cousin, Viagra Chevelle LaBelle to send in her resume'. After all, Viagra said that she had sharpened a blade or two in her past.

Anyways, there ain't nuthin' gonna git Bubba Ray outta his clinical depressive state 'cept a good ol' Pole Cat whuppin' and a invite to Hotlanter.

Them Dawgs shoulda had 'em
the War Birds should fall

But 4th down and 10
they shore chunked the ball

Now them Dawgs are in trouble
and must whup the CAT

We'll shore lose it all
if the Offense stays FLAT

Come on now, Big Dawg
we are facin' Kanetucky

It's passed time to Hunker
and stop playin' Yucky

Let's whup them Old Cats
they don't look so Wild

Let's send 'em home sobbin'
like a red-haired step child

We'll skin the Wild Cat
then we'll stomp on a Bee

Dawgs will finally score 50
and the Cats 23!!!

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