DAWGS TAKE EAST, GIT READY TO SQUASH BUGS

Lifetime Tech fan, Judy Trudy de la Snooty and her bestest friend Viagra Chevelle LaBelle done showed up at the Bubba Ray Brigade tailgatin' afore the Canetuck whuppin' and brung a Clarke County deputy with 'em to arrest Toole Shedd fer lettin' Phoole the Mule graze on UGA turf. Well, when Charlene Bootsie and Eunice Wylene sawed them two gals, they commenced to tell 'em to "git" and Eunice done grabbed Viagra by her hair and slinged her aroun' like a big ol' pork chop. On the second go 'round, Viagra's hair done separated from her head, and it wuz evident she done bought herself a platinum blond Wal-Mart sexy do. Charlene slapped Judy Trudy de la Snooty in the mouth with a steamin' fried chicken thigh and then "Sports Model" Higginbotham grabbed Judy aroun' the waist and body slammed the gal right into a bush full a Yeller Jackets.

Well, the deputy feller wuz gittin' scared by now, and so he jest mumbles sumthin' to Pecker Osburn 'bout havin' to leave and check on a illegal parked mobile home, and the feller high-tailed it. Then the Right Reverend Hal E. Looyer, fell to his knees and started a prayin' that the fightin' would cease afore the chicken got cold, and then all of a sudden this here Big Ol' Yeller and Black Hot Air Balloon thang comes over castin' a big shadder, and throws a rope ladder down, and the two gals grab it and off they go, ascendin' into the Athens sky, driftin' toward that there Grant Field.

Weren't nuthin' left but Judy's panty hose, Viagra's hair piece, and half a 36D padded bra.....

It's time to whup some Bugs.

Them Dawgs won the East
and have locked down the Dome

Now they gotta face Tech
and they will not be home

Seems that Tech whupped the Canes
now the Bee is a Killer

Bet that Bees versus Dawgs
has the look of a Thriller

The Big Dawg hates bugs
'cause they're buzzin' & stingin'

But our DJ is ready
to be chunkin' & slingin'

Them Bugs are pumped up
they upset Number Three

But they have no idea
how mean Bulldawgs can be

Dress warm and git ready
Bugs will be first to score

But Dawgs finally git 30
Insects jest 24!!!

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