DAWGS RECOVER IN TIME TO WHUP
GRAND OLE OPRY FELLERS
The Whole Dang Brigade wuz havin' a good ol' time
jest a tailgaitin' and yellin' at Bawlin' Tears next to 'em and
acrosst the street. Bubba Ray hisself wuz really havin' fun 'cause
he had done seen them UGA gals week after week a wearin' them
short frilly teensie weensie mini type skirts and them tops which
wuz actually their danged nighties. Yep, it wuz their nighties
wore outside in the daylight and everythang.
So, Bubba Ray sez, he sez, heck fire, I'll wear my danged Jammies,
too. So the feller shows
up a wearin' his Red & Black poker dot Jammies and his fluffy
soft fuzzy Red & Black slippers what look like two dadgum
Bulldawgs. Now the Tennahsee Bawlin' Tears right next to the Brigade
thought Bubba Ray appeared a bit strange and come to inquirin'
'bout the Jammies in addition to the "T" on Toole Shedd's
hat. The Tennahsee feller wuz named Eddie Orangefetti and he had
two main gals with him, "Greasy" Louisie, and "Marmalade"
from up near Knocksville way. Why, they wuz all organgified sippin'
on Orange Crush, and peelin' oranges, and wearin' these big ol'
heavy punkin' lookin' earrings.
Anyways, "Greasy" Louisie and "Marmalade"
took a likin' to Toole Shedd and wanted to know if'n
the "T" meant Tennahsee and Toole commences to 'splain
that it means "Toole" and he ain't talkin' 'bout no
socket wrench er no dang pair a pliers.
By and by, Pecker Osburn comes a drivin' up with "Touchdown"
Rodney Love, and Pecker has a new date, a brand spankin' new inflatable
doll named Vicki Vinyl. Well, Vickie is a wearin' a new Bulldawg
what and jersey and one a them mini-skirts, but she don't say
much. After 'bout two quarts a Jimmy Beam, Pecker starts a dancin'
with Vicki, and motions to Eddie Orangefetti if'n he wants to
take a twirl. So Eddie taps in an this makes his squeeze "Marmalade"
real mad and she grabs a KFC plastic fork and punctures Vicki
which causes her to explode all her 32psi a air and gush straight
upwards landin' on the top limb on a big ol' oak tree. Well, the
stabbin' was so forceful that the fork went right thru Vicki Vinyl
and into Eddie's shoulder blade wherein he starts a yellin' "I've
done been forked!! She forked me!! She forked me!!"
Well, now it wuz time to head into the stadium to whup the Bawlin'
Tears, which is somethin' that failed to occur. It wuz dreadful,
but them Gaters got whupped by Loozieanner later on in The Sludge,
so weren't the whole danged day wasted.
Them Bawlin' Tears showed up to play
Their Boo Hoos turned to smiles
They tackled better than our Dawgs
& out rushed us by miles
They lead the East
it ain't our Dawgs
Our Dawgs have slipped, it's clear
But they'll be back
They'll find the bark
We shorely will not fear
Now Commerdoors is on the way
their Opry's Grand and Old
The next into the Bulldawg House
is either dumb er bold
Ain't nuthin' easy in this league
we gotta Hunker Down
And later on the Bell will ring
we'll have some fun in Town
There's lots a football left to see
It's great to be a Dawg
We'll whup them Nashville fellers
good
& then we'll cook a Hawg
This Dawg will show he's got a bite
He's mad and should be mean
Them Dawgs will score 'bout
40 points
them Nashville boys 16!!
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