DAWGS ROAST PIGLETS WHILST WARMIN'
UP FER MAJER GATER WHUPPIN'
The ding danged dadgum Orange & Blue sheep a
the family, Cuzzin' Lucius "Gater" Bates sent Bubba
Ray a wrote message, postage due, what claimed that the &^%$#*
Gaters is gonna whup them Dawgs fer the ten thousandth time in
a row on the banks a the St. Johns River. In his pitiful pencil
wrote letter on guava stained yeller paper, the danged varmit
wrote:
Dear Cuzzin' Bubba Ray:
Them Gaters is gonna git ya', them Gaters is gonna git ya'. On
Hallerween, we'll be spookin' and our Gaters will be Zookin'.!!!!
Luv,
Yer handsum & smart Cuzzin' Lucius
So Bubba Ray writes back and sez, he sez:
Dear Cuzzin' Lucius:
Ya' ding danged lizard livered, snappin' turtle toed, swamp footed,
mullet mouthed, strawberry eyed, pole cat breathed, moss haired
red bug scratchin', cracker dadgum Gater!! Ya' better tell yer
Gaters and yer coach to spend a little less time on Fraternwhatty
Row, and more time on the danged practice field. I hope that there
Leaky feller likes the taste a grass, 'cause Davis & Pollack
& Odell is gonna be feedin' the feller Turf A La Bulldawg
all day!!
Yer adorable Cuzzin' Bubba Ray hisself
ps: Skeeter sez hey.
Well, at the Commerdoor game Vicki Vinyl wus still up wrapped
aroun' the top limb in a big ol' oak tree an Tread Beulow promised
Pecker Osburn he'd git Vicki all patched up fer Arkansaw fer only
three dollers cash. He'd roll her up and bring her to the game
in his glove compartment and bring his bicycle pump. Sounded like
a deal to Pecker. Now let's whup some Bacon, then git down to
some serious bidness in Jasxunville.
With a SEC Win
Dawgs is back in the Hunt
When yer movin' the punkin'
ain't much need fer a punt
Now Them Dawgs hit the road
they'll be facin' some Hawgs
But them poor squealin' pigs
will git skinned by our Dawgs
Sometime Hawgs is fer bacon
& sometimes they're fer ham
If football wuz baseball
Dawgs would hit a Gran Slam
Most Hawgs are real Fat
& they they sport a big fanny
And this week they will learn
'bout a Tailback named Danny
Them Dawgs like their pork
they will slop the Pig Pen
Give them Dawgs 24
Porky Pig scores jest 10!!!
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